Turd Ferguson

Well, we went to the OB-GYN today, and it's official: we are having a Turd. Turd Ferguson, to be precise. He is expected to arrive on September 8, 2009. We are naming him after Burt Reynolds.

What's that? You don't know what I'm talking about? Well, first of all, I hope you never play Trivial Pursuit: Saturday Night Live Edition. However, for those of you who are unfamiliar with Burt=Turd=our baby, here is some education for you:



Here is photographic evidence:


PS: We wanted to name him after Juan and Keith, but couldn't decide between Keith Juan or Juan Keith. Which sounded better? Would either Juan or Keith feel jealous for being the middle name? So we abandoned that idea altogether. Just an FYI...